Welcome to Titanic Friday. It is what it sounds like—a day to talk about the 1997 Academy Award-winning film Titanic.
It’s been swell and we wish we could continue blogging about Titanic until we die and go to that bigger Titanic in the sky. There, we’d be able to live on the Titanic forever in the afterlife without it ever sinking. But we can’t. These are the leftover Titanic blogs we couldn’t do. Goodbye.
Rose and Jack Were Real People, and I Am Their Grandson
Would U Rather Die Via Shooting or Drowning on the Titanic?
Rose Gave Birth On The Door — To Me
Actually, Leonardo DiCaprio Was Hot. We Stand Corrected…
Guns Couldn’t Save You From Dying on the Titanic
Guns Don’t Kill People, The Titanic Killed Some Though
The Only Thing That Could Stop Billy Zane With a Gun Is a Good Guy With an Iceberg
Fun Fact: I Died On the Titanic and Have Been a Ghost Ever Since
I Don’t Really Remember Titanic, It Didn’t Make An Impression On Me
I’m Glad Titanic Happened, I Think We Can All Agree
The Baby Could’ve Survived on the Bass
What Ever Happened to the Actor Who Opened the Door to the Ballroom in the Dinner Scene?
I Was Too Scared To Watch Titanic Until I Was Like 12 Because I Thought It Was A Horror Movie
Cal, Why Won’t You Let Rose Smoke?
Titanic Was Too Long
Poll: Is Gawker Media the Titanic?
Did The Titanic Fuck?
Poll: Is the Titanic Gawker Media?
Guess What, Cal Was a Feminist
If I Was On the Titanic, I Would Have Been Fine
If I Were on the Titanic, I’d Be in First Class and Would Have Lived
Pretty Sure I Could Have Swam to a Lifeboat
What About the Gay People on the Titanic?
Rose’s Titanic Heaven Was Actually Hell
My Ex Boyfriend Got His First Boner Seeing Kate Winslet’s Boob
If I’d Seen That Man Hit the Propellor, I Would Have Laughed From My Lifeboat
Being Rich Is Better Than Being Poor
It’s True, Titanic Made Gawker Media Insane
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.