Observations from host Ellen DeGeneres’ opening monologue at tonight’s Academy Awards:
1. Is Ellen dressed like Harry Styles or does Harry Styles dress like Ellen?
2. Liza Minnelli does NOT like being called a drag queen.
3. It wasn’t even Jonah Hill’s REAL PENIS.
4. That Ellen sure is charming.
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