Zayn Malik is 23 years old, which means he’s only about 60 years removed from being an octogenarian, and less than 40 years away from being a SEXagenarian. He’s lived all the life he could possibly live and so it’s time to release a memoir. And we have a juicy excerpt. Here it is. Ready?
Zayn’s self-titled autobiography is due on November 1. Here’s an excerpt:
…One Direction: sex.
What doesn’t it tell you?
Related: Malik’s ex-girlfriend Perrie Edwards may have exposed him as an alleged bad sexer in a new Little Mix song, according to Perez Hilton.
Juicy excerpt via NME. Know what I can’t wait to read? This book.
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