Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Guess what? Everyone’s favorite feminist and kitteh meme appropriator is currently leading the reader’s poll in TIME magazine’s prestigious* ‘Person of the Year’ Award. Via Entertainment Weekly:
After a week of polling, Miley is currently the far-and-away favorite, with 29 percent of the vote (Time‘s actual Person of the Year is decided by the magazine’s editors, and everybody knows Time editors are Ke$ha fans).
HAHAHAHA Miley is all ‘suck it John Boehner with your lousy .3 % lol lol lol; don’t be jelly!’ Relax tho; the editors of TIME magazine are the ones who actually make the final decision about who gets the coveted title, not the readers. Although, with the current state of media, the editors of TIME magazine are probably a group of unemployed hamsters willing to work on spec.
*(hahaha, j/k, one time they actually picked you)
OK, now let’s take a look at what all the famous people are doing for Thanksgiving, shall we? Big Sean handed out 650 turkeys in Detroit because he is wonderful, Kristin Cavallari is doing it up traditional family style, Blake Shelton is probably celebrating or crying at the fact that more people would rather spend Thanksgiving with him than the Obamas, The Kardashians just want to spend Turkey Day with Lamar Odom, none of these stars will be having turkey today, Melissa and Joe Gorga will NOT be spending the holiday with Teresa Giudice and Lady Gaga LITERALLY IS THANKSGIVING YOU GUISE.