Always Wanted to See Miley Cyrus in a Borat Thong? Merry X-mas

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This isn’t really a “story” in any way, but it seems to be the kind of thing that the people like, right? Miley Cyrus, doin’ stuff? With boobs? Right. Anyway, here’s Miley Cyrus doin’ stuff with boobs.

Miley Cyrus really “can’t be tamed,” leaving little to the imagination in a barely there monokini.
The swimsuit’s plunging neckline exposes much of her slim figure, and her various tattoos and gold chains accessorize the racy ensemble.
The pop star is stripping down to promote her new song “We Can’t Stop” which debuts today. Cyrus posted a series of skimpy self portraits on Twitter in anticipation of the single, including one with giant teddy bear backpack, silver platform heels and not much else.

I gotta say, I like her. I do. Also, lol @ the NYP for not knowing what a “self-portrait” is. [NYP] [Twitter]

Sharon Jones—of Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings—has been diagnosed with bile duct cancer and is canceling her upcoming album and tour.

A Monday news release says Jones has stage-one bile duct cancer and needs immediate surgery.
Jones and her band, the Dap-Kings, had planned to release “Give the People What They Want” on Aug. 6 and were already touring. The singer was forced to miss a few shows recently while looking for a cause of her illness.
The release says that doctors caught the tumor early and that the cancer hasn’t spread. They expect the 57-year-old to make a full recovery.


LeAnn Rimes is against bullying and bad at fingers.

“LeAnn’s a great friend of mine and I’ve seen over the years how she’s been bullied in the press, so I asked her right away to be a part of Friend Movement’s anti-bullying campaign,” he said, before noting that the star pulled through for her photo shoot regardless of feeling under the weather.
“On the day of her shoot, she was just getting over being sick and barely had a voice, but was booked to do Jimmy Kimmel. Like a true sport, she came over to our set straight from Kimmel, and rocked it out. She had a hard time keeping her middle finger up so our photographer Ryan Forbes had to tape her other fingers down with black tape.”

Is it bullying if I make fun of her for that finger thing? [E!]

  • Amanda Bynes says she had another nose job on Saturday and that her dad is “as ugly as RuPaul.” So…your dad is a luminous beauty from another world? [Us]
  • Lo from Laguna Beach is dating a guy called Globerson. He’s “nice.” [Us]
  • Apparently there’s a video of Gisele Bundchen getting her bun cupped. [E!]
  • Soon you can buy some earrings that are like some earrings that Jennifer Lawrence wore. [E!]
  • Here is Jessica Chastain wearing The Nothing. [JustJared]
  • Is Penelope Cruz going to be the next Bond girl? You won’t find out in this “article”! [Extra]
  • Zachary Quinto‘s eyebrows. [JustJared]
  • This kid from The Wanted is going to be a model. [TheSun]
  • Dodi Fayed‘s dad is in a bloodfeud with Paul Anka. So. [TMZ]
  • Jessica Simpson threw CaCee Cobb a baby shower. [E!]
  • Farrah Abraham, running. [DailyMail]
  • Later.

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