Is This the Most Depressing Way to Prep for Prison Ever?
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Teresa Giudice will begin serving her 15 months in prison soon, on January 5th, but you wouldn’t guess it by her downright cheery disposition and upbeat plans for 2015. Via Us Weekly, we get this video, in which she spends three minutes talking about a bunch of shit she’s definitely not going to be able to do.
Teresa and fellow Real Housewife of New Jersey, Dina Manzo, got on camera for something called Glam to share their New Year’s resolutions and awkwardly not take any sips of their champagne. Somewhat understandably, neither Teresa nor Dina mentions that Teresa will be spending the year in a federal prison camp, but their blatant non-acknowledgment of what 2015 has in store for Teresa makes the video quite bizarre.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I was completely unable not to relate everything Teresa said to the fact that she’s definitely fucking going to prison.