Fox News’ Sean Hannity has devoted five segments over the past week to EXPOSING what’s REALLY going on at Spring Break in America, almost as if the institution of SPRING BREAK FOREVER isn’t already decades old and well-explored.
With the help of a panel (which, naturally, included our old friend Gavin McInnes), Hannity concluded this about spring break: Don’t allow your adult daughter to go party, encourage your son to go party (so he can slut it up with the slatterns whose parents don’t know any better), smart college kids will bring their own cocaine, and no one — NO ONE — will have as much fun at spring break as the Fox News crowd did when they were in college.
Leave it, once again, to Jon Stewart to point out the ridiculousness of all this (and God bless the Daily Show writer who came up with “twerker’s comp”).
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