Today in Tweet Beat, Kanye has healed enough from last year’s VMAs to join Twitter, Diablo Cody has a baby, and Chris Brown has a new tattoo.
Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valleyless than a minute ago via web
Kanye West
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Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )less than a minute ago via web
Kanye West
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We had our boy early this morning! Marcello Daniel Maurio, 7lbs, 2 oz, lightly mustachioed.less than a minute ago via OpenBeak
Brook Busey
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@diablocody the best news! Congratulations! Gilt Children time!!!!less than a minute ago via web
Mindy Kaling
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New Ink!!! http://twitpic.com/29gszq F.A.M.E (Forgiving All My Enemies)less than a minute ago via web
Chris Brown
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Owning a PR company is quite similar to owning a collections agencyless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Kelly Cutrone
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I’ve never had a bird shit on me onstage but I have had audience shitless than a minute ago via txt
Margaret Cho
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And I’ve had GWAR blood spray and other substance sprayed on me onstageless than a minute ago via txt
Margaret Cho
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I have an obsession with pulling split ends apartless than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Kristin Cavallari
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When “Skinny Italian” went to press, @Bethenny ‘s only book was called “Naturally Thin.” They’re both great books, but totally different…less than a minute ago via web
Teresa Giudice
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In any case, if anyone is kicking anyone’s a$$, it should be @kimbarnouin author of “Skinny Bitch” b/c she was out way before @Bethenny no?less than a minute ago via web
Teresa Giudice
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PS- I love love LOVE @kimbarnouin & @Bethenny so no fake Twitter feuds… (even tho I’m sure B’s sad my book outsold hers in 1/2 the time)less than a minute ago via web
Teresa Giudice
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GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.