Conveniently for the tabloids,
Amy Winehouse was secretly engaged to boyfriend
Reg Traviss in addition to being secretly trying to adopt. In the coming weeks, we’ll probably learn that Amy was secretly trying to get pregnant, secretly carrying on an affair with Prince William, and secretly feuding with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt — depending on how slow celebrity news is, of course. [
The Sun]
Mark Salling Tweeted a Photoshopped pic of the
Glee boys as the Village People for your viewing enjoyment. [
BWE]
Darren Criss will play
Kristen Wiig‘s love interest in an upcoming film. That sound simultaneously awesome and really wrong — until you remind yourself that he isn’t actually 16. [
Access Hollywood]
Celebrities who want to outdo
Samantha Ronson‘s sassy mugshot better start practicing in front of a mirror now. [
TMZ]
- We forgot that Redmond O’Neal, son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal, was out of jail, but it seems he’s heading back. He was arrested today after police pulled him over for a traffic violation and allegedly found heroin in his car. [AP]
- Katy Perry‘s hair is now pink. Adjust accordingly. [E!]
- Meatloaf has fainted at two concerts in they past week. He suffers from asthma and had to be hooked up to an oxygen machine. [TMZ]
- Oprah should go back to stealing other people’s mottos. Her new mantra “The next right decision,” isn’t all that catchy. [Hollywood Reporter]
- Prince William and the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton strolled the grounds of Edinburgh’s Holyrood Park yesterday in matching purple sweaters. Some adorable royal hand holding also took place. [E!]
- Here’s some fascinating news … if you happen to be stalking Amy Smart. She and fiancé, Carter Oosterhouse will marry on September 10 in Michigan. [E!]
- Don’t believe the rumors you read on your True Beliebers message board: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still together. [E!]
