Seriously, you left the house in that? Don’t you know they’re outside, waiting to judge you?
I don’t know why but it reminds me of one of the cycles seasons of America’s Next Top Model when the contestants were all backstage getting ready for a runway show and the real models — who were all like 12 years old and 90 pounds — were laughing at Tyra’s crew and being all, “You’re soooo old. You’re soooo fat.”
Stop looking at me that way, Kristen and Rob! GOD!
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
