Hello Madonna,
It has come to our attention that your account on Instagram has violated our Community Guidelines, which can be found here: http://j.mp/rswUWS
In short, we ask that you:
– Don’t share photos that aren’t yours.
– Don’t share photos that show nudity or mature content.
– Don’t share photos of illegal content.
– Don’t share photos that attack an individual or group, or violate our Terms of Use.
And what exactly precipitated this passive-aggressive email from Instagram’s Thought Police? Madonna posted some pictures of her semi-nude butt, and two Frida Kahlo photos that she may or may not own. She also misspelled “Kahlo” because spelling is for plebs. [Instagram, Business Insider]
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