Mean Elves Is The Hobbit Meets Mean Girls and It's Fucking Perfect By Laura Beck | December 4, 2013 | 4:30pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! I’ll never get sick of Mean Girls mashups. NEVER! I’ll never stop trying to make precious happen. Most Popular Inside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to Waitstaff This Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror Movie Man Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His Breakup More from JezebelKristi Noem Accidentally Low-Key Suggested That Trump Might Be to Blame for Deadly Texas FloodingMannequin Pussy Won't Let Their Audiences Succumb to 2025's BullshitAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: