One of the guys who allegedly tried to tap Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu’s phone may also have co-written a pretty entertaining piece of amateur misogyny called “The Penis Monologues.” Highlight: “My Angry Penis.”
Four young men were arrested Monday for a sort of junior Watergate, in which two of them pretended to be telephone repairman to gain access to Landrieu’s phone system, while another, already in Landrieu’s office, made a recording with his cell phone. The cell phone operator was none other than James O’Keefe, who appeared as a faux pimp in the video that embarrassed ACORN and was, in the words of Gawker’s John Cook, “promoted beyond saturation by Fox News.” Also arrested for helping plan the ill-fated phone-tapping escapade was Stan Dai — according to Cook, onetime “head of George Washington University’s Conservative Student Union” and now an “assistant director” at some sort of spy academy that may be about to take a dive in prestige. But Lindsay Beyerstein at Majikthise has found something more entertaining — Stan Dai apparently co-wrote a parody called “The Penis Monologues” (a concept that’s since been picked up by other college students and defended by none other than Christina Hoff Sommers) in the April 2004 issue of The GW Patriot, George Washington University’s conservative paper (or “a non-partisan publication dedicated to promoting the free exchange of ideas in an environment where ideological diversity and serious debate are often lacking,” depending on who you ask). Here’s the setup:
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