New Abortion Requirements Include Painting Nursery, Buying Toys By Anna North | January 15, 2010 | 3:45pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! One Onion analyst says the law is too time-consuming: “simply requiring women to watch a computer simulation of their baby, what it would have looked like, saying ‘I love you Mommy,’ would have been enough.” [The Onion] New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court More from JezebelSounds Like Orlando Bloom Also Didn't Support Katy Perry's Space MissionOhio GOP Ignores Voters, Introduces Bill to Ban Abortion, Criminalize Abortion SeekersEverything Jezebel Loved (and Really Didn't Love) at Tribeca 2025 Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
