Illustration: (Wellcome Collection ) On Wednesday, Twitter-famous stay-at-home mom Bethany S. Mandel wrote that we could “call [her] a grandma killer,” but she would not be kept from museums, zoos, restaurants, or dentists simply because going to those places could be deadly.
In light of that permission, call her a grandma killer we did. Here is a list of headlines the Jezebel staff brainstormed in Slack, but did not use:
Self-Styled Grandma Killer Not That Great at Staying at Home After All
Will No One Think of the Dentists?
Grandmas? Not Under Local Woman’s Watch!
Of Course Your Grandma Got Killed by Someone Named “Bethany”
Meet the Woman Who Would Kill Your Grandma for a Trip to Applebees
What It Actually Means to Kill a Grandma
The Grandma Killer and Us
All Along, the Grandma Killer Was You
When Grandmas Are Killed
Who Is the Grandma Killer? Here’s Everything You Need to Know
What We Really Mean When We Say We Want to Kill Grandmas
What We Talk About When We Talk About Killing Grandmas
10 Badass Ways to Kill a Grandma
The Staggering Disappointment of the Murderous Grandma
The Unbearable Anxiety of Killing a Grandma
All She Wanted a Trip to the Zoo. Even If It Meant Killing Grandmas.
In the Age of Coronavirus, Some Consider Killing Grandmas
Why Some Want to Kill Grandmas, and Others Don’t, Explained
What the Grandma Killer Says About Millennial Burnout
After Grandma Died, Some Experts Argue It Was Murder
Gender Parity in the Work of Killing Grandmas? Not So Fast, Say Some
Are We In the Golden Age of Grandma Killing?
Killing Grandmas Is Praxis
The Radical Gesture of Killing Grandmas
Grandma KILLER—Revealed!
This MOM Wants to Kill Your Grandma
The Gendered Anxiety of Killing Grandma
Here’s Why I Choose to Stay at Home AND Be a Grandma Killer
Killing My Grandma Triggered My Imposter Syndrome
I Killed My Grandma and I Won’t Apologize
Girl, Stop Apologizing for Killing Your Grandma
Sick SAHM Caught Chopping Down Grandma’s Coronavirus Cakes
The Emotional Labor of Killing Grandma
Ten Easy Ways to Kill Grandma At Home
Perhaps Grandma Always Deserved Death
This Was Always About Killing Grandmas
Why I Left New York: I Killed My Grandma
The Unbearable White Feminism of Killing Grandma
This One Trick (Killing Grandma) Will Make Your Man Go Nuts
All This Talk About Killing Grandmas, But What About Grandpas?
Killing Grandma But Not Grandpa Proves the Patriarchy Is Alive and Well in America
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