Oprah Tells Lindsay Lohan to Cut the Bullshit in New Doc Trailer

By Callie Beusman  |  March 5, 2014 | 2:12pm
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The trailer for Lindsay Lohan‘s Oprah-sponsored documentary is here, and it’s exactly what one would expect it to be.

It starts with LiLo, sage-like, absolving herself of LA: “There’s nothing left in having a drink for me. What’s left in that feeling? Nothing. There’s no party that I haven’t gone to; there’s no person that I haven’t hung out with…” (For the record, Lindsay Lohan has never hung out with me so that statement is incorrect.)

From there, things sharply swerve downhill: we see Lindsay hounded by paparazzi, Lindsay feeling like a prisoner, Lindsay having parents who are the absolute worst; then, Lindsay starting to miss shoots, sparking rumors that she’s no longer sober. And this yields a terrifyingly disappointed Oprah.

This looks like the most riveting reality TV program to ever go on the air, omg. [HuffPo]

The Vanity Fair Oscar party photo booth is the best thing ever, because 1) it’s so fun to see celebrities being friends and making out with each other, and 2) it’s reassuring that even famous people run out of facial expressions to make under pressure. (Also, this picture of Kerry Washington and her husband is the best thing I have ever laid eyes upon.) [Vanity Fair]

Aziz Ansari made a subreddit called “Modern Romantics” in order to cull material for a new book he’s writing (it’s about love, in case that was unclear). Amongst all the usual reddit trash, there is some very heartwarming and thought-provoking stuff on there. [ONTD]

Angelina Jolie covers this week’s Entertainment Weekly as Maleficent and looks v. scary and beautiful and horned. In the interview, she speaks about her mastectomy: “Wherever I go, usually I run into women and we talk about health issues, women’s issues, breast cancer, ovarian cancer… It makes me feel closer to other people who deal with the same things and have either lost their parents or are considering surgeries or wondering about their children.” [EW]