Pete Davidson Returns to Stand-Up Following Alarming Instagram Post, Discusses His Big Dick
CelebritiesDirt BagGood morning and Happy New Year, how are we all feeling this morning? Are we going to tackle 2019 with the same enthusiasm with which I will tackle this Dirt Bag—bleary-eyed, with a mild cold but FILLED with caffeine?! Yes.
Pete Davidson did stand-up for the first time since making a concerning Instagram post two weeks ago, selling out two shows in Boston and Medford, Mass. According to E!, Davidson dove gamely into discussing his breakup with Ariana Grande, which among other things included what it felt like to be called out on “thank u, next.” From E!:
“Here’s the thing about the breakup song. Usually breakup songs you know who it’s about but you don’t really know. That G named all of us,” he told the crowd. “Bam. She named all of us. And then, tells us, yeah, he has a big dick.”
He then apparently rhapsodized for some time about his ample nethers, as well he should, I guess. Pete may have lost Ariana, but he’ll always have his big dick. Good for you, Pete. Good for you.