So We’re Faking Weather Data to Win Our Polymarket Bets Now?

We should all understand at this point that gambling, in the form of both ubiquitous and hypocritical sports gambling, and broader gamification of everyday life via “prediction markets,” has infiltrated every possible layer of the American psyche. Any odd behavior from a public official or sports player, or practically any front page headline, is worthy of the same obvious query: Is this somehow intended to influence gambling outcomes? We are, after all, living in a time when a group of people exist who seem to know what the President of the United States will post before he posts it, allowing them to clean up on prediction market bets or oil futures before major announcements.

But with that said, this isn’t some purely American phenomenon. No, the entire world is degenerating into the same morass of delusional hope that they can somehow be the ones beating the system, egged on by a lack of trust in the national/global economy that makes people feel like they have no better path to advancement than wagering large sums of money on how warm it’s going to be in a major European city tomorrow. And surprise–even that Polymarket bet is apparently being manipulated! Truly, if there’s one thing that exposure to these markets should eventually teach you, it’s that there will always be someone with an inside track, even when that seems impossible.

The world is so stupid these days

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How, might you ask, could a person manage to directly influence the success of their bet in a prediction market for how warm it’s going to be outside? Well, how about by visiting the meteorological instrument collecting temperature readings and physically heating that sumbitch up? That’s apparently what happened at least twice in France this month, judging from the statements by the country’s official meteorology agency. In both cases, it sounds like someone infiltrated the part of Paris’ Charles de Gaulle International Airport that housed the weather station of Météo France and then exposed the instrument collecting that data to a heat source, causing short term temperature spikes of 4-5 degrees Celsius, roughly equivalent to about 10 degrees Fahrenheit. These spikes lasted only a few minutes, but were enough to pay off longshot wagers made by two Polymarket users on the daily high temperature in Paris, the result of which was determined exclusively by the readings at the airport. In other words, these users identified a weakness in how that temperature data was collected and were able to manually fudge it, potentially with something as simple as a running hair dryer–humidity levels plunged at the same time, suggesting it could have been as simple as just pointing a stream of hot air at the sensor.

This happened not just once, but twice this month, on first on April 6 and then again on April 15. A Polymarket account created only days before wagered less than $30 on an unusually high temperature to be recorded on April 6, a bet that ultimately paid off almost $14,000. On April 15, the same thing happened: A temperature with a statistical likelihood of .1% suddenly went to a likelihood of 95% over the course of minutes, netting another Polymarket trader $21,000. Local meteorologists told French media that the temperature changes were likely impossible to be natural, and that it was far more likely that the sensors were being interfered with by a person who knew how they worked in order to achieve the payoffs. Météo France subsequently filed a police complaint about the suspected tampering of its data-processing system, but to date no arrests have been made. You can see the unlikely outcome visualized below.

The potential consequences here go beyond financial market manipulation and into the realm of not only criminal trespass but also potential aviation catastrophe. As meteorologist Ruben Hallali, CEO of Paris-based weather intelligence firm HD Rain points out, the temperature data gathered by such a station is used by airlines and air traffic control at the airport in the calculation of takeoffs and landings and setting routes, and even a small change could result in real-world consequences and butterfly effects. “If there is a mistake in this data, it can be dangerous,” Hallali said.

But of course, what people really care about is going to be the money involved, and suffice to say, could you ask for any clearer indication of the ways that the average user of prediction markets will be screwed over via methods they would never have even thought possible? If you’re one of the other random (hopeless) gamblers putting in bets on the high temperature of Paris on any given day, how are you going to feel about a person armed with a hair dryer personally destroying your bet to game the system? Do you think Polymarket is going to refund the bets of everyone who happened to be wagering that day? I rather doubt it. The company has made no statement to the French media about the incident, but instead simply changed the sensor it was using to collect the daily temperature data to a different location, from Charles de Gaulle International Airport to Paris-Le Bourget Airport instead, as of April 19.

Now French police are left to investigate the odd incident, although one would think that people sneaking into an airport to influence their prediction market wagers were probably smart enough to not show their faces on camera or leave pristine fingerprints on a weather station. The criminals in this case may well get away with it, but they shouldn’t be the focus of the rest of us in considering what happened here. Rather, the takeaway should be an acknowledgement of the utter impossibility of twisting these types of systems into our favor–they were not built to reward the average retail consumer off the street, and if they were, they would immediately be out of business, because a system with selective winners can only be built on a base of persistent losers. Every market is manipulated, somehow. Even the freaking weather. There’s no safe harbor in gambling’s storm.