When you think about “the future,” what do you see? Is it a jetpack? A machine that will shower and dress you? An automated car that can also park itself and give you a back massage? That all sounds good, but you’ve got to think bigger. You’ve got to think “space porn can soon be a reality.”
Pornhub, the website that’s brought people all over the world closer than ever, is trying to achieve a first. They want to send adult film actors Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins into orbit to create a sex tape in zero gravity. That’s right: We could soon learn the answer to the eternal question, “What would it feel like to orgasm while floating around miles and miles above the earth?” (Current astronauts won’t tell us.)
What qualifications do Lovia and Sins have that will allow them to travel to outer space? Well, they’re really into it and are willing to train. They also like to have sex.
This is, to be honest, probably a better reason than Sarah Brightman has to leave the earth. (Singing in space? It’s been done.) The only problem is that all that training and equipment is going to cost more than three million dollars, so Pornhub is turning to its fans to help fund the project.
Currently, the Indiegogo created for the event has raised over $8,000, which is a far cry from even one million bucks, but with “perks” like a certificate of endorsement ($1) and a chance to own one of the spacesuits worn in the film ($150,000), it’s probably only a matter of time before this project is a go. My only concern is authenticity. If the United States government was able to fake a moon landing, who’s to say Pornhub wouldn’t do the same? They’ve got the technology.
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