Pretty Rude That The First Dunkirk Trailer Doesn't Feature My Boyfriend Harry Styles
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The first trailer for Dunkirk—Christopher Nolan’s take on the Battle of Dunkirk, which saw the evacuation of 338,226 allied troops via the harbor of Dunkirk, France, during World War II—is appropriately harrowing. That said, it’s offensively Harry-less, not featuring a single shot of my sweet lil baby boy, Harry Styles.
Also missing from the trailer is the film’s other stars, including Tom Hardy, Mark Rylance, and Cillian Murphy—but we’re not talking about them right now, no. We’re talking about my majestic elfin prince, the one who sings like an angel and has the face of one, too. We’re talking about Harry. Where is my Harry?