The best comments of the day:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Female “Bullies” At Work: What Are These Pieces Really Trying To Say?: “The Patriarchial Institute for Gender Studies (PIGS) found that 78% of studies conducted by the Times contain gross amounts of Bullshit, and 98% of them have higher than average amounts of What the Fuck I’m Tired of Being a Woman.” We say: Perhaps you’d like to join our Society Against Stupid Studies, aka SASS? • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Valentine’s Day: What He’s Just Not That Into You Hath Wrought: “I’d rather see Arbor Day, the touching story of how two beautiful maple trees fall in love over several decades. It’s an appropriately sappy love story.” You say: “I’d much rather see the avant-garde indie piece about two tender saplings and how they grew away from one another in a bitter feud. It’s called Birch, Plz.”
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