Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Critics Say The Fashion Show Doesn’t Make It Work: “If hammerpants weren’t a wardrobe staple they wouldn’t sell them at TopShop. Now excuse me while I take tiny jumps sideways away from this foolishness.” We say: Friend, you are, indeed, too legit to quit. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Hi-Res Takes Forever…: “The only T-shirt I wanted when I was pregnant was ‘Touch my stomach and I will fucking kill you.'” We say: To Café Press, stat! • Best Comment Of The Day, in response Michelle Obama Takes It To The Street: “Elmo is red- bright red. He’s also constantly advocating ‘sharing’ and not being selfish. He is a communist ideal, and in this clip, Michelle Obama is confirming the fact that she and her husband are, in fact, big pinkos who want to take all of our money to fund abortions and gay orgies.” We say: Yes, Ernie and Bert are an interracial gay couple and Big Bird is the only one who can see Snuffleupagus because he’s been smoking his nest. Heard it all before.
