Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Project Beltway: “I feel like Tim Gunn would be useful at many a congressional hearing: Universal healthcare: Make it work! Carbon caps: Make it work! Economic recovery: Make it work! Assessing Rep. Bachman’s sanity: Carry on.” We say: If only RuPaul were there; she could say, “Don’t fuck it up.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Four Vacation Packages We’d Like To Take!: “The Wuthering Heights book vacation: It is a truth universally unacknowledged that Wuthering Heights and generations of readers’ romanticization of world-class mental patient Heathcliff as a passionate, brooding, Byronic lover, has ruined more girls than typhoid and served as a template for other famous emo literary creeps (most recently, see Cullen, Edward and his creator, who admits to having been afflicted by the WH disease). In this vacation/intervention, we will give your preteen daughters an up close & personal reenactment of what life with a Byronic hero is really like and disabuse her of any silly romantic notions before her books warp her taste in boys & she gets old enough to start dating. This is a charitable exercise, so rates are on a sliding scale.” We say: Can we book this in conjunction with the Jane: Err On The Side Of Caution Manor stay?
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