Friends: It’s that time. The “Best” and “Worst” comments of the day:
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Conspicuous Consumption: “Grocery store parking lot? Was he charged with Publix lewdness?” Followed by: “This definitely wasn’t the Safeway to pleasure himself, was it?” • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to Rihanna Skirts The Issue: “She looks great, but…I hate myself for first thinking Her thighs are too big for a skirt that short. I know, big shame.” We say: Yeah… No. That is not how we roll. Read this, this, this and maybe this if you’re not sure what that means.
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