Today’s best comments have finally arrived!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Did Bristol Palin Change Her Son’s Last Name To Palin?:
I heard Trig is getting his name changed to Differential Equations.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Scientists Debunk Myth That Pill Causes Weight Gain:
This study was done with rhesus monkeys. And I’m pretty sure rhesus monkeys don’t have access to Rhesus Peanut Butter Cups. Because if they did, weight gain guaranteed.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Jesse James & Kat Von D Are Engaged:
At least it will be easy for the bride to change her name to Mrs. Kat Von Douchebag.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Watch The Woman Addicted To Eating Couch Cushions:
“That’s the last time you get to pick what we watch, Conky.”
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Twitter’s Incredibly Depressing #RulesForGirls:
#Rules for men:
If you want to be taken seriously, use those literacy skills you were taught. School has a purpose.
If I have to close my legs, you have to tape your penis to your inside leg until you’re married.
Don’t talk about women’s weight, it only highlights how insecure you are in your own body.
If I have to be the one having babies, you better believe I’ll talk about cramps. Feeling like I’m repeatedly being punched in the stomach and still functioning is something to take pride in.
I don’t wear heels, let alone stilettos. If you want dinner, you know how to find it. If you expect women to wait on hand and foot for you, then you’re really just saying you’re a momma’s boy. Do. Not. Want.
Threatening to cum in my mouth when I ask you not to will stimulate my reflexes to bite down. Biology is a bitch.
If you’re jealous that i’m more sexually experienced than you, good luck having lonely nights with only your right hand for company.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Twitter’s Incredibly Depressing #RulesForGirls:
This came in the mail yesterday. Thank god I am finally a licensed whore.
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