Christmas is coming, and with it a whole plate of carols. Memorize them, teach them to your friends and family, rejoice!
Silent Nitrate
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bacon Nativity Scene Definitely Not Kosher:
O Holy Ham!
The bacon, the bacon is streaky!
It is the meat
That offends many religions
Long lay the world
In turkey bacon, suff-ring
Till pork appeared
The Other White Meat!
The thrill of grease!
The taste of salty bacon!
For yonder oinks
A Fine and Terrific pig
Stuuuuff yourself on sausage
Oh taste! the joy of pork ribs
Oh meat, unclean!
The meat that some don’t eat.
Oh meaaaat, UNCLEAAAAAN
oh meat, sweet greasy meat!
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bacon Nativity Scene Definitely Not Kosher:
Braise Jesus!
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