Enjoy another serving of today’s best comments.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Man Arrested Was Hiding Computer Mouse:
Brings new meaning to logging out.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to America’s First Sex-Toy Drive-Thru:
The “super size me” jokes really write themselves.
• Best Comment Of The Day, also in response to America’s First Sex-Toy Drive-Thru:
I like my vibrator and Arby’s purchases to be exactly the same – quick and shameful.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to America’s First Sex-Toy Drive-Thru:
Extra napkins please.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Post-Pedicure, Kourtney Trades Louboutins For Flip-Flops:
Thanks to daylight savings time, it appears that the Kardashians’ 15 minutes have been extended.
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