Reader Roundup: Tyra Invents New Way To Torture ANTM Contestants

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Best Comment Of The Day in response to The Avatar-Inspired Masturbation Toy, For The Man Who Masturbates To Avatar:

Thank God! I need this because I’ve been INCREDIBLY disappointed with the Fleshlight inspired by the 2007 masterpiece “Teeth”.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Sexy Halloween Costumes Get Even More Horrifying:

Thank God someone finally made strait-jackets sexy.
I mean, really . . . what says “I want sex now!” better than immobility and insensitivity to mental illness?

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Michigan’s Homophobic Assistant Attorney General Goes On “Leave Of Absence”:

Seriously, his defender’s name is “Mike Cox?” Was “Anita Bone” unavailable? “Jack Mioff” on vacation? “Heywood Jablome” already on a leave of absence?

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Rumor: Rachel Zoe Is Pregnant:

Justin Timberlake continued, “Does the moon tell the sun to stop being so shiny? No. Such is Mango.”

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Tyra Banks Makes Her Own Couture Mask For French Vogue Party:

Next cycle on ANTM:
“Last fall I went to a party wearing some cheap fishnet stockings over my face, and the ENTIRE FASHION INDUSTRY went bananas for it. It was the biggest thing to happen in fashion since the invention of cotton. So now, for this shoot, you’re each going to have to go dumpster diving behind this mini-mall in Pasadena to find something you can put over your face. And you better WORK. You make those shredded inventory receipts from GameStop into HIGH FASHION.”

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Rumor: Rachel Zoe Is Pregnant:

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