Reader Roundup: Vampire C-Sections Are Newest Form Of Birth Control


Today’s best comments really sparkle.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Sexting DA Asked Woman On Autopsy Date, Sexted Others:

Wisconsin’s unnoficially known as “The Cheese State” and “The Badger State.” It’s official motto is “Forward.”
It’s therefore fitting that this Wisconsin DA was acting in a way that was simultaneously cheesy, badgering, and too forward.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Tips And Tricks: His Seme Will Make You A Better Spy:

The pen(is) mightier than the sword!

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Twilight Billboards Promote Safe Driving:

They should do a Twilight themed safe sex campaign too, because nothing’s more terrifying than the thought of a lover chewing through your uterine wall.
“Find a sock for your sparkle cock.”

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Breaking Dawn Will Not Be In 3D, Alas:

I feel as though I have been tricked. I watched all of the movies so I could be prepared for the day I could see a vampire C-section in 3d and now this happens?
Can I still go ahead with my Breaking Dawn themed jello shots? Take cherry jello and whatever alcohol you want and as they set, slide a king cake baby inside. Make your guests suck out baby “Renesmee” and congratulations! you have performed your own vampire c-section. I have been planning these for 2 years and there is no way I can’t do this.

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