Yes. No better way to fight sexual assault than to studiously avoid using the term “rape” when referring to circumstances that very clearly and specifically are rape. Thanks for your heroism, bro. [Spin]
Simon Cowell says he’s happy that ‘really, really annoying’
Demi Lovato is coming back to
The X Factor.
Demi Lovato is returning to The X Factor for a second season and – even though they publicly butted heads on the show last year – Simon Cowell said he “couldn’t be happier.”
But the sharp-tongued Brit couldn’t resist poking fun at the 20-year-old singer, saying she is “really, really annoying.”
“I couldn’t be happier that Demi wants to come back this year,” Simon said after Fox made the announcement Thursday.
“She’s a superstar in her own right and was a fantastic mentor last year.
“Even though she can be really, really annoying – I truly enjoyed working with her and so did the artists.”
Oh, Scowelly. You and your Scowelly ways. [Radar]
Forbes says that
Madonna isn’t on their Billionaires list because she isn’t a billionaire. She’s half of one, at best.
We estimated the singer’s net worth at $325 million six years ago. Since then, our wealth team has chronicled the scads of cash she’s earned via our Celeb 100 list, and while she’s earned a ton of money, the numbers don’t add up to anything near $1 billion. She earned $72 million in 2007, $40 million in 2008, $110 million in 2009 and $58 million in 2010. With no touring or new albums in 2011, she didn’t earn enough to make our list that year, then pulled in another $30 million through the first half of 2012.
Add it all up (plus whatever she earned in 2011–let’s call it $10 million) and you get $320 million. Lop off 35% for federal income taxes ($112 million), another 10% for state and local taxes ($32 million) and 20% for management, legal and agency fees ($64 million). That leaves $112 million before figuring in any expenses for housing, staff, travel or luxury goods.
Madonna has a lot of money. [Forbes]
Matt Lauer issued a bitchy “apology” to a former intern who said Lauer was “not so nice.”
On Tuesday, Matt Lauer tweeted a good-natured apology to a former Today intern after word spread like digital wildfire that the young man had said Lauer was “not so nice” when he worked at the NBC morning show.
“@MarkZinni huh?” Lauer wrote. “Always tried to be nice Mark. Sorry you didn’t think so. Hope you’re doing well. Matt.”
So, how did Lauer-and the Internet-get wind of Zinni’s comment?
In the wee hours Tuesday, Daren Sweeney, an executive producer at Fox 8 News in Cleveland (where Zinni now works on air), tweeted: “‘I was just a young kid with a bright future ahead of me,’ @markzinni talking about internship at @todayshow and ‘not so nice” @MLauer.”
“Good-natured.” Right. [E!]
- Emma Watson got her own statue at Madame Tussauds, but everyone thinks it looks like Nina Dobrev had a wax-baby with Selena Gomez. [E!]
- Ariel Winter has red hair. [People]
- If Lindsay Lohan steals a bracelet and then flies to Brazil, and no one is there to pay attention to her, does she transform into sea foam and gently dissipate upon the waves? [E!]
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham went rug shopping. [JustJared]
- I like Diane Kruger‘s dress. [E!]
- Do you like dark, blurry iPhone pictures of Drake sitting on a chair? Hold on to your butts! [Bossip]
- TMZ thinks Kathy Bates looks like Elton John. Uh, good one? [TMZ]
- 400 girls stormed the wrong hotel looking for Justin Bieber. Real question for girls: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOU CATCH HIM. [E!]
- Here’s Lauren Conrad in India covered in dye. [Us]
- Here’s a picture of Hillary Duff sucking on her kid’s pacifier. [E!]
- Frances Bean‘s dog died. [People]
- Oh my GOD, the part where she “prays”!!!!! [TinyAnimalsDoingStuff]
- Best fwiends. [RegularSizedAnimalsDoingStuff]