Roy Moore Trots to the Polls, Unclear When the Other 3 Horsemen Will Arrive
PoliticsRacist, sexist accused child molester and Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore rode his horse Sassy to the polls today in a last-minute attempt to perform his weird brand of neo-Confederate masculinity. War, Famine and Death were reportedly close behind, am I right y’all?!?! Anyone seen Ryan Zinke?