Sandra Bullock Found Alleged Stalker Standing Outside Her Bedroom Door

By Lindy West  |  July 16, 2014 | 12:00am
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Today in HHHHNNNNGGHGHGJHGLFJKHLKJDFHSDLJFS, more details have emerged in the case of Sandra Bullock’s alleged stalker. Apparently Bullock woke up to loud banging noises in the middle of the night, to find a man outside of her bedroom carrying love notes to her and her son.

“You are very special to me and without you in my life there is only misery,” read one note from accused stalker Joshua Corbett mentioned in search warrant affidavits obtained by the Daily News.
“I will forever be thinking of you and Louie my son as you are my wife by law, the law of God and you belong to me and me to you,” Corbett, 39, said before signing off as “your husband.”
The affidavits described in bone-chilling detail how Bullock returned home around 1 a.m. on June 8, took a shower, went to bed and woke up to “loud bangs.”
The “Gravity” actress thought the bangs were coming from her third floor workout room windows, which she left open to air out the room, so she attempted to go back to sleep, one investigator recounted in the affidavit filing.
When the banging got louder, Bullock became fearful, got up to close her bedroom door and saw a male wearing dark clothing walk past her on the other side of the threshold, the affidavit said.

Truly the reason that nope gifs were invented. Glad everyone’s okay. [NYDN]

Oh, I guess the Jonas Brothers are getting back togethe-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

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The Jonas Brothers, known for such huge hits as “Love Bug” and “Burnin Up”, announced their split in October 2013.

…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…[wakes up a shriveled, wasted old woman, waits for death]. [Radar]

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