As the former Sex and the City star rehashed into an echoing cosmic ether of dubious relevancy:
“I am not a feminist. I don’t think I qualify. I believe in women and I believe in equality, but I think there is so much that needs to be done that I don’t even want to separate it anymore. I’m so tired of separation. I just want people to be treated equally.”
In true form, she then followed up with this sound byte:
“I would like all of that nonsense to end. I would like women to get paid for the value of their contributions, not by old-fashioned ideas about gender.”
Is this giving you a headache like it’s giving me a headache? Is this actually some sort of code? I think that the Illuminati might be real, guys? Where is Bette Midler to make this all okay?
[The Cut]
In today’s first and only edition of
Taylor Swift’s fictive self-help blog, we learn that interpretive dance is the de facto method when it comes to avoiding the paparazzi.
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- Chloë Grace Moretz wants you to know that she is a grown woman with agency. [The Cut]
- Amber Heard will finally give her deposition for her divorce from professional pirate-goth mustache Johnny Depp. [Page Six]
- BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck invent new concept, name it “amicability.” [People]
- No Australians or eyebrows were harmed in the making of this non-story. [Gossip Cop]