As you may know, Sarah Palin’s got a new online subscription channel, a haven for people who want to pay money to mourn the brutal murder of democracy at the hands of lib’rals led by noted radical socialist Obama and his TLC, that is Terrorism-Lovin’ Care (Act). In general we all know what to expect from Palin, but I gotta say, even I did not expect this level of inarticulateness in this clip from her channel.
In the clip, she aims to dig at Elizabeth Warren, but instead gets tangled in her biblical references and general muddled disdain. Here’s the text to really drive home how unintelligible the sounds issuing from her mouth are:
“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha.
Well, we believe an America where minimum wage jobs they’re not lifetime gigs they’re stepping stone”
Is she drunk? Tired? Maybe the Onion really has perfected parody and this is their work? Perhaps for the first goddamned time in her life she tried to logically assess her own words and realized that THERE WAS NO LOGIC. AT ALL. Or maybe, just maybe, she had a The Truman Show-esque realization that the world she has fabricated, the extreme personalities, the lib’ral agenda, the vegans she has derided are not what she has made them out to be. Yes, this just might be video of a woman whose entire world is crumbling.
Nah, it’s probably the ramblings of an overpaid, self-inflating whoopee cushion. Anyway, if anyone ever needed an example of word salad or word vomit or excess word bile, this should do.
