America’s greatest patriot ever, Sarah Palin, posted this advertisement for her upcoming crappy reality show to her Facebook page on Tuesday. And I happen to think it’s sound advice!
In the message, she offered some sage advice that will undoubtedly change all our lives forever. “I think this world would be better off having more young women holding a fish in a picture than holding their camera in front of a bathroom mirror, taking a selfie.”
OK!
First off, analyzing anything Sarah Palin says is reading into the secret messages you think your cat is leaving you when it rips up the toilet paper or pees in your shoe. It’s pointless and you will only drive yourself slowly insane, babbling to yourself while your friends beg you to go outside and get some sunlight or something.
However, this one makes PERFECT SENSE TO ME! Hold a fish, ladies! Why the fuck not! What better way to immortalize your most precious memories, than by clasping firmly on to a mackerel or perhaps a trout?
Anyway, for more of classic Palin hijinks, you can tune in to her show “Amazing America with Sarah Palin,” on some channel that is probably just basically grasping at straws in desperation at this point.
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