Scarlett Johansson Devastated By Ryan & Sandra's Relationship

Babe Of The Year Scarlett Johansson is “devastated” that her soon-to-be-ex-husband, Sexiest Man Alive Ryan Reynolds, is allegedly canoodlesmushing with Sandra Bullock.

While Sandy’s rep says that she and RyRen are just friends, sources claim the two are “very much dating.” Unnamed random source whom we have total faith in says: “Even if they are not a couple yet, this is very awkward for Scarlett. She too thinks of Sandy as a friend and hates the thought that Sandy is on team Ryan after the breakup, that is if she isn’t already his girlfriend.” Just wait til they start filming The Proposal 2 Electric Boogaloo! (No, that is not an actual movie. Yet.) [Pop Eater]

Scarlett Johansson is dealing with her devastation by partying with hot hottie Jeremy Renner, the heart locker himself! Rawr. But wait! Scarlett attended Jeremy’s 40th birthday party over the weekend — along with folks like Colin Farrell, Charlize Theron, Christina Aguilera, Blake Lively, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall and so on — but ScarJo hung with Kevin Connolly the whole time. She and E were “together the whole night and talked.” [Us Magazine]
Oh, and at that very same party, Blake Lively was seen flirting with Leo DiCaprio. Bar Refaeli was nowhere to be found. [Page Six]
Michael Douglas says his tumor is gone and he’s “beat” cancer. [Scoop, CBS News]
Jennifer Aniston has offered love advice to Taylor Swift, telling her to “hang in there” in regards to the relentless gossip about her love life. Okay! [Gatecrasher]
Shocker: Jersey Shore‘s Sammi and Ronnie have split. [Wonder Wall]
50 Cent made $8.7 million yesterday with one Tweet. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. [NY Post]
Behold! Gabourey Sidibe and her boyfriend at a basketball game. Right click and save to desktop. [The Life Files]
If you missed Britney‘s track “Hold It Against Me” yesterday, listen now: [BritneySpears.com]
While talking about her fiancé at the Palm Springs Film Festival, Natalie Portman got teary-eyed. Young love! Pregnancy hormones! [Us Magazine]
Whoa: Shakira and her fiancé, Antonio de la Rúa, are taking “time apart” from their romantic relationship after being together for 11 years. In a message to fans on her website, Shakira writes: “We view this period of separation as temporary and as a time of individual growth as we continue to be partners in our business and professional lives. Antonio continues to oversee and conduct my business and career interests as he has always done. We move forward as partners, developing projects together, working hand in hand and in close communication. Our friendship and understanding of one another is unwavering and indestructible.” So mature! [Shakira.com]
Eva Longoria is being sued for $4 million by a guy who invested in her restaurant and claims she charged an illegal amount of interest. Her rep says: “This is a desperate reaction in a lawsuit without merit by prior partners who, through their unauthorized and fraudulent actions, required Eva Longoria to seek reorganization protection through bankruptcy court in Nevada.” [TMZ]
Ow: Eva Longoria has had the tattoo representing her wedding date lasered off of her wrist. [Radar Online]
The preliminary hearing in the Michael Jackson case is still going on, and yesterday, Dr. Conrad Murray‘s pharmacist testified that the doc bought 255 vials of Propofol only months before MJ died. That’s four gallons of the powerful anesthetic. [X17 Online]
Chris Brown urinated on a wall outside of a club because he is classy. [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]
Nicole Richie and Khloe Kardashian are gym buddies. [Radar Online]
Set your DVR: The final episode of Hannah Montana airs Sunday. [NYDN]
Charlie Sheen seen doing vodka shots, sky is blue, etc. [TMZ]
Of course Dr. Drew is getting his own daytime show. [B&C]
Kelly Osbourne is dating musician Rob Damiani. [Contact Music]
Elton John is prepared for fatherhood: He doubled his staff! Now he has 22 people working for him. [Contact Music]
Love of my loins Ed Westwick is joining the cast of J. Edgar, the Clint Eastwood-directed film in which Leonardo DiCaprio plays the FBI guy. The Social Network‘s Armie Hammer is also part of the cast, possibly as Edgar’s lover, so this movie is full of hotties. [Deadline]
How folks are looking at these pix of Kate Moss and deciding that she is pregnant is beyond my scope of comprehension. [Daily Mail]
Mystery solved: Kanye West and Jay-Z‘s project, H.A.M. is “Hard As A Motherfucker.” I was rooting for Hookers And Meth but whatever. Listen to a track here: [The Life Files]
Say what? Soulja Boy says he deserved Kanye‘s 2008 Grammy? Hmm. [OMG!]
Piers Morgan will interview George Clooney. [Contact Music]
Looking for news straight out of 1991? Vanilla Ice broke up with Madonna after she published her book called Sex. [Pop Eater]
“There was sort of a macabre enjoyment out of sort of watching me go down there for a while, I felt, by the paparazzi… You want to share [and] give 25 per cent to the United Nations or my favorite charity, you know? Cancer research?” — Michael Douglas. [Daily Express]
“I was blind in one eye for many years, and nobody knew. I’m not blind anymore. I had surgery a couple of months ago. They cut it open and dropped a new lens in there.” — Mila Kunis, to Cosmopolitan. [The Superficial]
“If we all didn’t love each other as much as we do then it would be really hard, but I get to work with my best friends. I think that makes everything so enjoyable, no matter what we’re doing. I love having my cast members over, inviting them over to my house. I’ve been known to bake cookies for my crew and bring them to work.” — Lea Michele, on her Glee costars. [Digital Spy]