"News"
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- latest Cat Makes a Surprise Appearance on the Local News By Cassie Murdoch July 6, 2012 | 2:30pm
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- latest Fake Courtney Stodden Tweets The Year In News By Erin Gloria Ryan December 30, 2011 | 8:30pm
- latest Fox News Apologizes To Jews After Insinuating They Killed Jesus By Cassie Murdoch December 30, 2011 | 3:45am
- latest Fox News Anchor Is Shocked When Fox News Poll Says Obama Will Win In 2012 By Cassie Murdoch December 11, 2011 | 9:35pm
- latest Fox News Exposes Muppet Movie's Communist Agenda By Margaret Hartmann December 6, 2011 | 2:30pm
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- latest Today In Awesome Health News: Have A Glass Of Wine & A Hot Bath To Prevent A Cold By Dodai Stewart December 1, 2011 | 9:10pm
- latest Black People Hurting Our Troops, Says Ridiculous Fox News Report By Erin Gloria Ryan November 23, 2011 | 8:00pm
- latest Of Course Michele Bachmann Used to Babysit Fox News' Gretchen Carlson By Erin Gloria Ryan November 22, 2011 | 7:40pm
- latest Comment Of The Day: Trucker Hat Hit Hard By News Of Zooey's Divorce By Margaret Hartmann November 3, 2011 | 12:35am
- latest Appalachian Trail Hiking Mark Sanford Joins Fox News By Erin Gloria Ryan October 21, 2011 | 9:43pm
- latest Adam Levine Kindly Asks Fox News To Never Play His Band's Music Again By Whitney Jefferson October 19, 2011 | 11:30pm
- latest Fox News Says Female Comedians Need To Be Hot And Funny Or It Doesn't Count By Lane Moore October 16, 2011 | 10:00pm
- latest What Would It Look Like If Courtney Stodden Tweeted The News? By Erin Gloria Ryan October 7, 2011 | 6:00pm
- latest Local News Report Completely Derailed By Spider By Whitney Jefferson September 2, 2011 | 8:40pm
- latest Local News Report Completely Derailed By Spider By Whitney Jefferson September 2, 2011 | 8:40pm
- latest Fox News Says They Won't Touch Murdoch Story With A "Ten Foot Turban" By Lane Moore July 15, 2011 | 3:28pm
- latest Talking Head Elizabeth Smart Makes Her ABC News Debut By Whitney Jefferson July 14, 2011 | 4:25pm
- latest Watch Jezebel's Jessica Coen on Fox News Channel's "Red Eye" By Jessica Coen July 13, 2011 | 3:56pm
- latest News Of The World Closes, Paper Tries To Comfort Employees With Booze By Margaret Hartmann July 8, 2011 | 1:44am
- latest George Michael Is Psyched About News Of The World Demise By Tracie Egan Morrissey July 7, 2011 | 11:30pm
- latest Elizabeth Smart is ABC News’ New Senior Abduction Correspondent By Jessica Coen July 7, 2011 | 4:30pm
- latest Roger Ailes’ Secret Nixon-Era Blueprint for Fox News By Jessica Coen June 30, 2011 | 6:15pm