"2024 Election"

• splinter Correction: Mark Kelly, What the Fuck Are You Doing! By Jacob Weindling July 25, 2024 | 9:20am
• splinter Mark Kelly May Have Just Wrapped Up the Vice Presidential Nomination By Jacob Weindling July 24, 2024 | 3:10pm
• splinter Rashida Tlaib Reminds Us That Kamala Harris Still Must Earn Your Vote By Jacob Weindling July 23, 2024 | 11:00am
• splinter Joe Biden Succumbs to Reason, Advances Us to a Coconut-Based Future By Jacob Weindling July 22, 2024 | 2:10pm
• politics > abortion Trump Admits That His Abortion 'Position' Is Only About Getting Elected By Susan Rinkunas June 27, 2024 | 11:43pm
• splinter Nebraska Contains a Portal to Hell Where Trump and Biden Tie By Jacob Weindling June 17, 2024 | 12:25pm
• splinter Let’s See ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam! By Jacob Weindling May 31, 2024 | 11:40am
• splinter Donald Trump Kinda Sorta Laid Out His Second-Term Agenda By Jacob Weindling April 30, 2024 | 2:05pm
• splinter Summer Lee Proved You Can Critique Israel and Still Win Elections By Jacob Weindling April 24, 2024 | 10:50am