The weird part about Selena Gomez kissing Justin Bieber right on the lips during a time-out in his hockey game isn’t that it happened, or that the photo makes her look like a stunning, if repressed, ’50s housewife greeting her husband after he’s been discharged from the war (I think it’s the hair).
It’s that she touched his sweaty, disgusting hockey face/neck with her clean, presumably showered face/hands. Bieber probably had all his sweat glands lasered off after he made his first million, but if not, this is the surest proof I have that love exists. People insists they are taking a relaxed approach to their relationship, to which I say, “pff.”:
“Justin is still very happy. They have had quiet date nights at home and outings to local, low-key sports,” a Bieber pal tells People exclusively. “They are still catching up and just enjoying hanging out. They have learned from past mistakes and are not putting any pressure on each other. Things are much different and more mature.”
Congrats to the happy couple, and their sweat.