Selfie Loathing: Hilary Swank and John Kerry Are Americans in Paris

Hello Friends and welcome back to Selfie Loathing, a roundup of celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Let us not tarry.

Santa Clarita played the part of Kabul Afghanistan today for @nbcstateofaffairs. Kinda blew my mind..

Here we are… Tha crew @suttonlenore@debimazar@nicotortorella

I ❤️ SF #californiadreaming

“I knew it. I should never let my hair down.” – Me, after the @rag_bone show, tonight. #nyfw

Cheers to red road 2. Atl here I come. Love u ohana. Be home soon Kopus lives. Aloha j

This is how I feel every day around sunset #SnackAttack

At the Human Rights Campaign in Seattle

Guess who made it to Milan Fashion Week!? At the discotastic if backstage of @dsquared2 to say hello to my Canadian boys. #MFW #DSquared


Hanging out with my best friend right now

G and I #sunday

So got busted! Faking a phone call. #youknowwhoyouare

Backstage Shenanigans with this beauty@caradelevingne #Threeleafclover #Fendi

Hotel room lounging with @aleistervonteese

Goin In! With DJ Dahi…….and a little help from Lil Buck! #FFO #fuckyousaying

Loving the neckline on this little sass & bide dress for the show. And my 3.1 Phillip Lim shoes are so cool, I may only need one of ’em


Today is brought to you by Carven, Rag & Bone, Alexander Wang, The Room at Hudson’s Bay, forgetting my power cord, and the fear I may throw up at least once on this flight. #TIFF

It’s still morning and hot as hot crap outside so I am staying in to shop online while exfoliating instead of getting an oil change. #Iamdisappointingonmanylevelsirealize

I was havin a lousy day before I found and ate this heroic ice cream sandwich in my car. #its110degreesoutside

Damon Salvatore- in the middle of a Georgia industrial road. 3AM September, 11 2014

Can’t wait!!!!!! #TGIT #ShondalandLove

Maple-bacon cronut. The breakfast of (bloated and lethargic) champions.

Bathtime. “The Royal Suite” fit for a Goddess, or you know, a downtown New York gal with big dreams, and a lotta nerve.

And look what arrived in Athens! EAU DE GAGA

Serving face w @adamlambert @harryconnickjr #theyreservingmorethanme #poutylips #idolseason14

About to sell my favorite faux fur vest on @QVC right now! #NicoleRichieCollection #FauxFur

#setphotos #tut #roughedup.

Mayweather fight- Vegas- Who’s the third wheel here?

my life rn

How’s THIS for boozy fun!?! Mindy & Meredith live at 11! #WWHL

Congratulations to all who made the Invictus Games a huge success!

Just bought a bushel of Cool prescription glasses @warbyparker

Not a halloween costume…this will all make sense tonight at #iHeartRadio

Wow. My son will be thrilled. As was I to be in@samsmithworld‘s company. And of course, he was utterly charming. Can’t wait for his performance tonight@lgus #ArtofthePixel gala. X, sj

3 across, 2 of my favourite girls @stellamccartney@gucciwestman #congratulationsstella

Auditions for JAMES FRANCO MASTER CLASS this thurs in LA! “SEX SCENES”…

Look who I literally ran into today!! I walked out my front door and viola @JohnKerry was walking by! Not everyday do you run into your #UnitedStatesSecretaryofState ! #TwoAmericansinParis #SoCool

#TheGraceJonesEffect. With @jboyega. He wins. #latergram

@carlberstein1 & @padmalakshmi hanging at #questlovefoodsalon #mindblown

Happy Birthday Husband of Mine

Sad not to see this friend every day now that “Brother in Laws” has wrapped. Thanks @tarzannoz, @oz_rodriguezand all the fine people of Broadway Video. #BIL


Stunt training wit @james2bambamford , tryin to be like my idol @curtbrac #RoyHarper #ArrowSeason3

#regram @brettgrace@georgiamayjagger MILANO!!!!

About to make his TV debut. Tune in to watch The View this morning on ABC at 11am EST

This is your stomach on a week long fast. Any questions… In case you didnt get it I was spoofing an old American government anouncement where someone’s holding an egg & says: ‘this is your brain’ cracks the egg and says:’this is your brain on drugs.’ Close up of the egg frying in the pan and says: ‘ any questions’ I must have a lot of time on my hands disregard this message I’m a dork.

Phoners on my real phone

Are you enjoying the show? #agt

I sometimes worry about getting a big head.

Beyoncejay #tears

Meet Cuzin’ Cooter! Git er dun!!! #merica #youcantaketheboyouttalouisiana

LA heat wave. Thank gosh for the pool.

Happy birthday to a great son who has grown into a great man, @patrickschwarzenegger. I’m so proud of you and I love you. #tbt

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