The comedic Twitter feed Shit Girls Say is now a web series, starring Graydon Sheppard, who, along with his boyfriend, Kyle Humphrey, came up with the idea for the Twitter account earlier this year. Honestly? Funny because it’s true, except for the part where guys dress up as women in order to mock them. That part is tired. But “could you do me a huge favor?,” “first of all eww” and bag-rummaging R us. And if we could have lunch with Juliette Lewis, you bet your pita chips there would be some high-pitched squealing. I am not even joking right now.