So This Whisky Is Supposed to Taste Like Porn Stars
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Have you ever been drinking whisky and had the thought “man, this is gross and I bet it would be much better if it had been made by a beautiful woman and tasted like her, too?” Yes? Me too! That’s why Whisky by X is for us. It’s a new and exciting party liquor that is created and made by beautiful women for the men who love them (and whisky and also very confusing ad campaigns).
Bottles of Whisky by X, which come in “Tori Black” and “Joy Van Velsen” run around $130 per and are advertised as giving you access to the world’s best alcohol and also most desirable women. I don’t know what that means because I can’t imagine Tori Black is going to show up to your house and drink it with you, but David Covucci over at Bro Bible believes he’s got the answer: