Talking Dog & Talking Baby Discuss Paternity Test In Completely Bonkers Soap Opera Scene

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I was pretty devastated when I heard that ABC was canceling two of its soap operas — I’ve watched All My Children for years. But today, as I was channel-surfing through the hell that is daytime television, I came upon a dramatic One Life To Live scene that made me realize cancellation makes sense. See, a talking dog and a talking baby were arguing with each other. No, really. The dog, named David Vickers, was trying to convince the baby, Liam, to hand over paternity test results the child had hidden in his crib. Then Tina Lord Roberts discovered the document, ran over to a church and interrupted a wedding.

Three possible reasons why this ridiculous scene would occur: