Teen Thieves Snort Man's Ashes By Anna North | January 19, 2011 | 9:31pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Five teenage burglars stole the ashes of a man and two dogs and then snorted them, thinking they were cocaine. Because people totally keep coke in urns on their mantel, duh. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court More from JezebelThe Bezos-Sánchez Wedding Was a Real 21st Century Fairy Tale (Derogatory)Well, Keke Palmer Finally Addressed That Jonathan Majors Interview...Anna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
