Here’s what you read this cursed year.
Our top post this year, by Stassa Edwards, was written just after Donald Trump’s inauguration and answered the question on everyone’s minds: just how bad should we feel for the reluctant First Lady?
Ames was known to have suffered from depression. Adult film actors mourn the loss.
You guys really loved “Is Melania happy or isn’t she?” content.
An example of Trump borrowing from one of his role models.
This story has everything: Wonder Woman! Gal Gadot! Sexual Harassment in Hollywood!
I don’t know why you loved this as much as you did, but you really, really did.
Yes, daddy Justin, foil that maneuver!
Us on Trump on truth.
A story about a bunch of idiots being idiots.
Prosecutors are currently seeking the death penalty against the man accused of killing Nabra.
And more:
- The House Has a ‘No Sleeveless’ Dress Code for Women
- How to Make Your Vagina Taste Awesome
- Melania Hates Donald: A Theory
- DJ Who Groped Taylor Swift Paid His $1 Settlement to Her in the Rudest Way Possible
- Just Give It 7 Seconds
- Charlottesville White Supremacists Begin to Lose Jobs, Web Hosting Platforms
- Conspiracy: Prince Harry Meets Melania, Makes the Sign of the Devil
- Working for Hugh Hefner Sounds Like a Horror Show of Blood and Semen and Pelvic Cheeseburgers
- Here’s Everyone Who’s Partying With Jared and Ivanka in the Hamptons Right Now, Besides Chuck Schumer
- What Is ‘Birth Rape’?
- The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary
- The Making and Unmaking of Iggy Azalea
- Hackers Have Leaked Nude Photos of Amanda Seyfried and Emma Watson
- There Is Absolutely No Covering Up This Justin Bieber Tattoo
- Megyn Kelly Today, Today: In Which Tom Brokaw Gets Cut Off While Speaking Out Against the NRA
- Here Are the 10 Scariest, Most Bone-Chilling Stories You’ll Read All Year
- Oklahoma Lawmaker: Pregnant Women Are ‘Hosts’ Whose Bodies Don’t Belong to Them
- Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Passenger Goes Through Sleeping Husband’s Phone and Discovers His Infidelity
- Starbucks Has Gone Insane
- Ivanka Trump Has Always Been Oblivious
- Every Time a Man Splains, Follow the Maxine Waters Method
- As a Hot Woman, I’m Heartbroken
- Disney Dudes’ Dicks: What Your Favorite Princes Look Like Naked
- I’m Tired of Watching Brown Men Fall in Love With White Women Onscreen
- Donald Trump Is Unintelligible
- This Is Not Normal
- About the Gross Child Sex Scene in It That Didn’t Make It Into the Movie
- 10 of the Spookiest Scary Stories You’ll Ever Read
- Kim Kardashian West Just Took Down Donald Trump on Twitter
- Kendall Jenner Is ‘Traumatized’ By the Backlash Over Her Pepsi Ad
- Omarosa Had an Illicit Wedding Photo Shoot at the White House
- Daniel Craig Dresses in Drag for Excellent PSA
- Does the Trump Administration Know That Frederick Douglass Has Been Dead for Almost 122 Years?
- Zinzi Clemmons: ‘It’s Time for Women of Color… to Divest From Lena Dunham’
- Melania and Barron Trump Have Moved Into White House and They Look Thrilled
- Megyn Kelly Today, Today: Megyn Kelly Today, Today Ends
- A Running List of the Women Who Have Accused Harvey Weinstein of Sexual Harassment and Assault
- Ekhaus Latta’s Latest Ad Campaign Shows People Really Doin’ It
- Puerto Rico Is in an Absolute Crisis
- ‘Smallville’ Actress Allison Mack Is Accused of Recruiting for an Evil Sex Cult (Not Hollywood, Another One)
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