“Planning a wedding is a lot, and we don’t want to go through all the motions,” she says. Too bad you’re contractually obligated! [People]
- Breaking: Justin Bieber is a brat. [Digital Spy]
- Reminder: Sandra Bullock! On the Today show Tuesday! Talking about Jesse James! And other stuff, like this place called New Orleans, and progress after Katrina. [Daily Express]
- Lindsay Lohan is not following in the footsteps of Britney Spears, but this item wants you to think so, since she is working with the same businesswoman BritBrit worked with. [Page Six]
- Some people are excited to see Jennifer Aniston‘s nipples. [Daily Mail]
- Kim Cattrall was asked if there will be a third Sex And The City movie, and replied, “Who knows?” And: “I don’t know. I haven’t heard anything.” I would have added an eyeroll and a retching sound, but that’s just me. [The Star]
- Frances Bean Cobain is going to fly to Paris and stay with her “Bohemian grandmother,” Marianne Faithfull. Lucky duck. [The Sun]
- Jennifer Lopez is working on creating a Puerto Rican Hollywood. [The Star]
- Adorable promotional photos of the Glee cast at the link! Collect ’em all! [Just Jared]
- The 40-year-old lady named Aretha who is accused of attacking Leonardo DiCaprio outside a party will have to stand trial. Aretha! [Daily Express, NYDN]
- What do you do when you’re a pop star who can’t live out his political dreams? Write a song about it! Wyclef Jean‘s new track — which is in Creole — blasts officials and criticizes the president. [Daily Express, Wyclef’s blog]
- Jay-Z is inspired to have children by Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow, “a really cool family with beautiful kids.” Although Jay also admits that back in the day, he would have robbed Chris Martin if the Coldplay singer had walked through his projects. [Mirror]
- OMG Gossip Girl gossip! Blair didn’t go to Serena‘s birthday party. [Page Six]
- Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend, lithe blond Brit actor Toby Hemingway. [Page Six]
- Heidi Montag‘s face has finally settled! [Pop Eater]
- Whitney Port is begging Kim Kardashian to organize her closet. [Us Magazine]
- Amy Winehouse went to a Libertines show and folks in the crowd shouted and pointed at her, so she left. [The Sun]
- Michael Jackson‘s kids are in school — for the first time in their lives. [Contact Music]
- Kirstie Alley won’t be on Dancing With The Stars after all — she’s “too chicken.” [Digital Spy]
- Macaulay Culkin turned 30 yesterday. [CNN]
- Joey Lawrence was injured on the set of his new TV show after being hit in the eye with a script. Ripped cornea! [Contact Music]
- “[Using drugs] I really figured out the art I wanted to make and was inspired. Some people find inspiration in dark places. I guess I’m one of them. What always made me different is that if I was doing drugs I was also making music. I wasn’t just doing drugs. Once you open those doors they’re open for ever. People who say they need [drugs] to be creative are full of shit. I’m not some chick on the road getting high and fucked up every night. I wake up, drink coffee and get on the phone to talk about the creative direction of the next video. I won’t lie; [my cocaine use is] occasional. And when I say occasional, I mean maybe a couple of times a year.” — Lady Gaga. [Contact Music via Q Magazine]
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