Welcome, Aidan Clinton Mezvinsky. It is a wonderful thing that by the time you have outside awareness of the world, this election season will be over.
Chelsea Clinton announced today that she has been delivered of a son. Finally, she has produced a male heir, who will one day lead this great country as his grandfather before him did. The dynasty continues so that one day, in the not too distant future, another Clinton will take their seat in The Oval Office.
Or maybe Charlotte Clinton, Aidan’s older sister, will be president someday. Congrats to all.
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