This Bad Lip Reading of Twilight Makes the Movie So Much Better By Madeleine Davies | September 5, 2012 | 8:50pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! “You slapped a fish. You punched it. Why would you you hit it?” UGH. If only the real Twilight Saga had this scintillating of dialogue. Most Popular Welp, Now We Know Why Sydney Sweeney Was at the Bezos Wedding Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King Have Added a Third Apparently, Emmy Voters Have No Taste More from JezebelWomen’s Bodies May Actually Be Inherently Stronger—But Science Is Only Just Figuring It OutApparently Theo James Opened a Restaurant and It SucksColdplay Just Exposed a Workplace Affair—Let Me in the Slacks! Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
