This Sad, Genius Tinder Machine Swipes Right on Every Profile


Tinder may be the laziest service the dating world has ever seen. And yet, there is at least one person in the world who thinks it could be made even easier. This acute engineer created a truly Jetsons-esque device that automatically swipes right (which means, in Tinderland, “I like your face”) on every profile. Using your fingers to swipe a thing is so overrated.

Whether men and women use Tinder differently, I don’t know, but research suggests that men on Tinder tend to be trigger-happy—mainly because perpetual right-swiping streamlines the selection process, and some dudes are just curious what type of women they can attract. And because options are a millennial’s best friend.

With this machine, he’ll basically match with every woman who’s expressed interest by swiping right (instead of just some), without having to do the “work.” Resourceful. I wouldn’t be surprised if this pops up on Shark Tank.

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