The NY Post offers up some tidbits from The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion (suspiciously not listed on Amazon). Jolie apparently has an odd way with words: she writes, “As a love and sexual partner he is largely endowed and safe sex with him was definitely champion status.” Well, it’s nice that they used protection. Jolie continues, “When I was having my relationship with Tiger. I was like on the seventh cloud especially from a sexual perspective.” And on Elin Nordegren:
Obviously they didn’t have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she? If I had my husband, I would make sure I know [who] was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more a less [sic] financial reasons why they were married — she was in it for the money.
Jolie is not just a literary genius — she also has secret knowledge that could change the world: “My diary also reveals intimate secrets and details that can save millions [of] people worldwide. I have slept with some of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet.” It’s not clear whether she’s talking about inside info about military strategy or a cure for cancer made from the mingled semen of the rich and famous, but one thing is pretty clear — her “intimate secrets” do not include a mastery of copyediting.
Tiger Woods’ Mistress Discusses Sex With Golfer In New Book [NY Post]
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